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dear followers ❀ thanks for entertaining me tonight. now, here,...

dear followers ❀

thanks for entertaining me tonight. now, here, have some boobs.

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Black? Because I'm tenacious : )

one fact about the person I like.

1. he's a dirty old man who calls me kitten and possesses brilliance and patience in spades ♡ oh and he's a ♏

your tenacity is part of what makes us friends

i've never been very good at following rules and directions...

you're also apparently not very good at respecting people's wishes

i know, i know.... :( i have paid attention. but you don't know if you don't ask, right

i mean, you should know not to ask, at this point

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Can i be your cuddle buddy?

have you paid any attention to my blog ever 

While your comment about defiling is intriguing, and you are tasty, I prefer to wait til I know someone first :P You requested all new followers to ask you something, what first brought you to Tumblr?

"if yr asking to defile me, yr too late" means DON'T ask to defile me or tell me i'm ~tasty~ pls and thanks.

um, well, I wanted a more anonymous social network experience than facebook or twitter could offer so I started blogging freshman year of college. 

then last december I could no longer deny the urge to post naked pictures online so I established this blog and the rest is history~

Oh oh oh... uhhh. Grey!

two facts about my favorite things

1. it is six feet and six inches tall.
2. the other one is green.

What are you wearing?

a tank top and flowery pajama shorts.

How old are you?

this many. *holds up both hands and feet and sticks out tongue*

Green and white

eight facts about my body

1. I'm just under six feet tall.
2. I don't know how much I weigh. 
3. I can pop my shoulderblades out of place and look like a pterodactyl. 
4. I've always liked my boobs, even when they were 'squito bites.
5. I like to be smoooooth so I shave, but I didn't for a long time bc of ~principles~(which I think is just as stupid as shaving bc it's expected of you).
6. I have one professional tattoo and one stick n poke which I love equally.
7. my skin is super sensitive and i deal with stress acne a lot.
8. my hair is currently a dusty pink but i'm already ready for a change.
   
   

three facts about my personality

1. i'm easily amused (if you amuse me the right way)
2. i'm very impetuous and like to act rather than talk about acting
3. i was once called the love child of Janeane Garufalo, Tilda Swinton, and April Ludgate (and it thrills me that one of those is technically fictional)

purpz

ten facts about my room

1. the walls are varying shades of blue and green so i always feel like I'm wavering somewhere between water and land
2. my mattress is on the ground with no frame, it makes me safe
3. the door to the attic is in my room
4. i have a window nook that makes me wish i could be a kid hiding reading books forever
5. i have books in my dresser and nightstand and closet. 
6. i also have beer cans from ~2009 that i've never thrown away
7. my curtains are blackout curtains because i like to sleep through the brightest part of the day
8. when they built our house, my parents built a desk into the wall
9. i have collages and random mementos dating back to fourth or fifth grade on bulletin boards all over
10. one of my best friends makes art and I have her gorgeous paintings on most walls